Trevor shocked me last night...

So I was in the process of making dinner and we had this conversation:

T: Mommy, you not beat me.

M: WHAT?! Trevor I'm not going to beat you! Where did you learn something like that?!

T: Yeah, you not beat me my food.

I take a deep sigh and say..

M: Oh, FEED you... no Trevor, I'm not going to feed you your food.

I swear my jaw must have dropped to my knees.