Someone save me..

I'm about to go mad trying to deal with these two monsters that I call my children.

Mommy: "Trevor, please go clean up your toys."

Trevor: "No, YOU do it."

Mommy: "Do you want to lose tokens?"

Trevor: "No. I a good boy, I make a good choice."

Silence for a few seconds.

Trevor: "Jackson! Come clean up the toys!"

Jackson: "Okay!"

In runs Jackson rearing and ready to be Trevor's slave.