This is James...

and he's a pain in my butt. He's like the little brother that I never had. He drives me absolutely crazy, but we can't help but love him. He works with Linc in the fire department, so we've become pretty close with him. He practically lives at our house. I'm about to start charging rent. Actually he pays me with Mountain Dew. LOTS of Mountain Dew.

First he stole one of my hats to make fun of me.

Then he told me it looked like I had a condom on my head... I'm still plotting my revenge.