"Do I Have..."

So we let the boys have pizza for dinner tonight (Trevor is allergic to tomatoes) and so I asked him to turn and look at me so I could check his face. So our conversation went like this:

T: Do I have hives?

Mommy: No.

T: Do I have a feber? (fever)

M: No, Trevor.

T: Do I have gas? (starts giggling here)

M: I don't know, do you?

T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... (silence)...... no.